What you'll need:
• Backward baseball cap or Panama hat
• An inventive vocabulary
• A careless disposition
• A cigarette perpetually hanging from your lips
• Tiger blood
• A blond wig (goddesses only)
• As little clothing as possible (goddesses only)
• Self-destructive attitude (both genders)
• Warlock or Vatican assassin costume (optional)
Dressing as Charlie Sheen is more about imitating his high-octane attitude than his clothes. While Sheen's filter-free mouth may have dropped his career off a cliff, in his mind he was always in one mode: winning. Make up words. Be arrogant. Insult at will. And be sure to procure yourself some goddesses of only the highest caliber — Sheen himself had two: one a porn star, the other a model. Just be sure to stay sober (or at least say that you are) because whether you are dressed as Sheen or one of his goddesses, the only drug you'll need this Halloween is Charlie Sheen.